It’s OK to be afraid when a giant orange toddler is in charge of your nuclear arsenal, especially when he seems more focused on cake than on diplomacy. We answer the age-old question, which is more disgusting: Jeff Sessions or Mar-a-Lago?
Segment 1: No Pivot! No Pivot!
Trump Flips on Four Policies in One Day
Trump Won’t Definitively Say He Still Backs Bannon
Segment 2: Mother of All Fuckups
Eighteen Syrian Fighters Allied With U.S. Are Killed in Coalition Airstrike
U.S. Drops ‘Mother of All Bombs’ on ISIS Caves in Afghanistan
U.S. May Launch Strike if North Korea Reaches for Nuclear Trigger
Segment 3: How Un-Manafortunate
FBI Obtained FISA Warrant to Monitor Trump Adviser Carter Page
Manafort Firm Received Ukraine Ledger Payout
British Spies Were First to Spot Trump Team’s Links With Russia
Segment 4: Jeff Sessions Is Still Terrible
Sessions Orders Justice Dept. to End Forensic Science Commission, Suspend Review Policy
Prosecutor: Jeff Sessions’s New Immigration Plan Is ‘Fucking Horrifying’
Segment 5: Quick Hits
Sean Spicer’s Idiotic Hitler Remark Wasn’t the Worst Thing He Did This Week
Trump Administration Halts Obama-Era Rule Aimed at Curbing Toxic Wastewater From Coal Plants
Trump Taps Salesman to Run Military Draft
Tillerson Asks Why U.S. Taxpayers Should Care About Ukraine
Trump Threatens Coverage of Millions if Democrats Won’t Negotiate on ACA Repeal
Segment 6: Mar-a-LaGross
Who cut this/who plated this/is mar a logo staffed with culinary students brought in from 1994 pic.twitter.com/CDIAlWRQSI
— Richie Nakano (@linecook) April 13, 2017
Undercooled Meat. Dangerous Fish. Health Inspectors Ding Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Kitchen