President Trump certainly has his priorities straight. Despite the disaster in Puerto Rico, scandals in his cabinet, and a new Muslim ban, he focuses on what really matters: kneeling NFL players.
Segment 1: Not Fucking Likely
The Focus on Anthem Protests and Trump vs. the NFL Is Not Likely to Fade Any Time Soon
Segment 2: Ave Maria
White House Is Restricting Lawmakers From Visiting Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Aides Say
Trump Weighs Waiving Law Barring Foreign Ships From Delivering Aid to Puerto Rico
Segment 3: Taxing Times
Trump Could Save More Than $1 Billion Under His New Tax Plan
Segment 4: The Worst Crime Known to Humanity
White House Launches Probe of Private Email Accounts
Segment 5: Close the Cabinet
Price Took Military Jets to Europe, Asia for Over $500K
Tom Price Has Already Screwed Up His Insider Trading Defense
The Trump Administration Is Pulling Out of Obamacare Enrollment Events
Here’s All the Expensive Nonsense Trump’s EPA Chief Is Wasting Your Taxes On
Zinke Says a Third of Interior’s Staff Is Disloyal to Trump and Promises ‘Huge’ Changes
Segment 6: Muslim Ban III: Electric Boogalee
Trump Administration Announces New Travel Restrictions
Segment 7: King Missile
Trump Tweeted About Iranian Missile Launch That Never Happened